Dog wee

[Cyberman]

Yep, agree totally. Just make sure you're prepared for the retribution attacks which will follow, broken windows, damage to vehicles, etc.

Alternatively, forget it.

My neighbours are too nice to resort to that sort of low-life behaviour.

[EternalOptimist]

I kid you not my mum has a dog turd wired up (to the electric fence round the pond) in our back garden to stop the younger of two labs eating it!

She was told by the lady next door it worked for her dog.

what the fck are you on ?

a lab eating a dog turd =
a lab eating a back garden =
two ladies discussing dogs eating dog turds =
two ladies discussing dogs eating back gardens =
dogs eating fences around ponds =

please do an english a level or something then re post

[Platypus]

a lab eating a dog turd =

You've never owned a lab then?

[EternalOptimist]

You've never owned a lab then?

I have never owned a lab.
my daughter used to eat her own poo when she was a toddler, but I NEVER EVER, considered wiring up one of her turds to the mains as a deterrant.
I found that lacing the baby poo with pepper and garlic was much more humane, and fun.

[Pogle]

I have never owned a lab.
my daughter used to eat her own poo when she was a toddler, but I NEVER EVER, considered wiring up one of her turds to the mains as a deterrant.
I found that lacing the baby poo with pepper and garlic was much more humane, and fun.

EO - I salute you as a true humanitarian

[Platypus]

EO - I salute you as a true humanitarian

Are you two still flirting?

[EternalOptimist]

Are you two still flirting?

I have something she wants
she has something I want

[Platypus]

Do hurry up and get on with it!

then tell us all about it

[Pogle]

I have something she wants
she has something I want

- my signed photograph of Tony Hatch & Jackie Trent????

[EternalOptimist]

- my signed photograph of Tony Hatch & Jackie Trent????

I went around to the ex wifes flat a few years ago. She had cut me out of the wedding photo and put David Essex in my place.

Dunno what she ever saw in him