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    #31
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Yep, agree totally. Just make sure you're prepared for the retribution attacks which will follow, broken windows, damage to vehicles, etc.

    Alternatively, forget it.

    My neighbours are too nice to resort to that sort of low-life behaviour.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post
      I kid you not my mum has a dog turd wired up (to the electric fence round the pond) in our back garden to stop the younger of two labs eating it!

      She was told by the lady next door it worked for her dog.
      what the fck are you on ?

      a lab eating a dog turd =
      a lab eating a back garden =
      two ladies discussing dogs eating dog turds =
      two ladies discussing dogs eating back gardens =
      dogs eating fences around ponds =

      please do an english a level or something then re post




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        #33
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        a lab eating a dog turd =
        You've never owned a lab then?

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          #34
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          You've never owned a lab then?
          I have never owned a lab.
          my daughter used to eat her own poo when she was a toddler, but I NEVER EVER, considered wiring up one of her turds to the mains as a deterrant.
          I found that lacing the baby poo with pepper and garlic was much more humane, and fun.



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            #35
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I have never owned a lab.
            my daughter used to eat her own poo when she was a toddler, but I NEVER EVER, considered wiring up one of her turds to the mains as a deterrant.
            I found that lacing the baby poo with pepper and garlic was much more humane, and fun.



            EO - I salute you as a true humanitarian
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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              #36
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              EO - I salute you as a true humanitarian
              Are you two still flirting?

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                #37
                Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                Are you two still flirting?
                I have something she wants
                she has something I want





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                  #38
                  Do hurry up and get on with it!

                  then tell us all about it

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    I have something she wants
                    she has something I want





                    - my signed photograph of Tony Hatch & Jackie Trent????
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                      - my signed photograph of Tony Hatch & Jackie Trent????
                      I went around to the ex wifes flat a few years ago. She had cut me out of the wedding photo and put David Essex in my place.

                      Dunno what she ever saw in him



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