Dog wee

[Cyberman]

Sorry GT I thought that you could've worked this out.....

Dog trotting along road happily, tail wagging, breathing in all those lovely smells....
Dog gets whiff of Pernod.... Yum Yum Dog love Pernod (well the aniseed smell anyway)....
Dog gets very excited and pulls towards nice Pernod smell....
YUM YUM YUM Really strong nice smell here......
Super Happy Dog takes great big snort.... Yeah! Pernod... I wonder if there is any more over here...... great big snort...... AWWWWWW F****** ARGGGHHHHHHH thats not F****** Pernod thats some B*****D has put F****G Chilli Powder there... ARGGGGGHHHHHH B*****D F*****G humans I'm NEVER NEVER NEVER going near that F****G tire again......

If you don't believe it you should sniff some Hot Chilli.... and then think that the average dogs sense of smell is 000s and 000s of times more sensitive than yours.......

You could also rub some Hot Chilli on your todger... it'll probably bring tears to your eyes too!

I'll vouch for that !!

[Svalbaard]

Dog trotting along road happily, tail wagging, breathing in all those lovely smells....
Dog gets whiff of Pernod.... Yum Yum Dog love Pernod (well the aniseed smell anyway)....
Dog gets very excited and pulls towards nice Pernod smell....
YUM YUM YUM Really strong nice smell here......
Super Happy Dog takes great big snort.... Yeah! Pernod... I wonder if there is any more over here...... great big snort...... AWWWWWW F****** ARGGGHHHHHHH thats not F****** Pernod thats some B*****D has put F****G Chilli Powder there... ARGGGGGHHHHHH B*****D F*****G humans I'm NEVER NEVER NEVER going near that F****G tire again......

And to cap off dogs bad day, both it and owner get KABLOOMED to bits in an exploding shed type accident after returning from walk.

[Drewster]

I'll vouch for that !!

Can't speak for GT but if Cyberman tried to rub ANYTHING on my todger I garuantee it would bring tears to his eyes

[Drewster]

And to cap off dogs bad day, both it and owner get KABLOOMED to bits in an exploding shed type accident after returning from walk.

OK I admit that I like your idea too!!!!

[EternalOptimist]

try pushing a small bit of blue tack down the doggies japs eye. hey presto - no more dog wee

[Drewster]

try pushing a small bit of blue tack down the doggies japs eye. hey presto - no more dog wee

This one I've gotta see...... will you be selling tickets?

Here Rottie Rottie Rottie.... SiT! SiT!
Good Rottie.... Now just grab the todger and.......
GRRRRRRRRRR F*****G Stupid F*****G Human!!! My F*****G nose is still sore from that F*****G Chilli Powder...
I've got a F******G headache from those exploding cats...
and now this F****G T****R wants to grab my F****G Nob!!!
I'll F*****G rip his F*****G arms off!!!!

[Pondlife]

Wilmsloooow!!!

<Canned Laughter>

How did it take 17 posts for that to come out?

CUK standards are slipping!

[Money Money Money]

I kid you not my mum has a dog turd wired up (to the electric fence round the pond) in our back garden to stop the younger of two labs eating it!

She was told by the lady next door it worked for her dog.

[expat]

Hopefully someone here can help me

I came out to the car this morning and noticed dog wee all over the rear nearside wheel of my car. We regularly have dogs fouling the pavement and i am aware that the thug living down the end of the road keeps several vicious looking dogs in some sort of shed in the back of his garden and is seen walking some of them regularly.

Now i can live with a bit of dog poo on my street but when the little tulip walking his mutt allows him to piss on my porka then something's gotta be done.

This is a genuine post requiring a genuine solution, any practical suggestions are appreciated.

Move to a better area where you don't get people like that. This may require a change of country.

Or, if you insist on living where this is normal, garage your car.

[Platypus]

Personally, I would have a word with the owner if I saw a dog fouling my property. That should be enough to any reasonable person.
If it continues to be a problem after that then I would involve the police because there could be a breach of the peace otherwise.

Yep, agree totally. Just make sure you're prepared for the retribution attacks which will follow, broken windows, damage to vehicles, etc.

Alternatively, forget it.