Dog wee

[Cyberman]

a one off bit of dog wee i could handle, but this, combined with the fouling of the streets outside my house has caused me to want to put a stop to this

... and I would do the same. It's disgusting behaviour and is also a health hazard.

 

[Drewster]

Hopefully someone here can help me
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This is a genuine post requiring a genuine solution, any practical suggestions are appreciated.

I really really would not reccommend this solution as it is cruel to the poor dumb animal but......

Sprinkle some Pernod/Ricard in an arc about 2-3 ft from your wheel (only a very very small amount needed)

Sprinkle some very hot powdered chilli right next to your wheel (similar small amount)

Dog will love Pernod...... but not like chilli quite so much......
Unfortunately all dogs walking past your car will suffer......

 

[Gravy Train]

... and I would do the same. It's disgusting behaviour and is also a health hazard.

joking aside i knew a girl when i was younger who contracted a terrible illness which ultimately took her life and was strongly believed to have been caused by dog sh#t

 

[Gravy Train]

This is a solution kind of cribbed from Road Runner cartoons...

1. Fashion several cat shapes out of some C4 plastic exlposive bought from the ACME corporation by mail order.
2. Dig a tunnel under his shed (but start it from a neighbours garden).
3. Set up camera to monitor shed remotely.

You can see where this is going...

4. Plant cat shaped explosives under shed and run detonator lines back to tunnel head.
5. Connect detonator lines to switch.
6. Wait till aforementioned thug is in shed with dogs.
7. Press big red button.
8. Problem solved.

This is foolproof as the police will trace the tunnel back to your neighbours house, and arrest them instead of you. So you get rid of the dogs, Mr Thug and those nuisance neigbours as well as having a perfect clip to put on You Tube.

Genius I think you will agree.

I agree - have you ever considered a change in career?

 

[minestrone]

don't know what i was expecting - are there any cost effective motion sensitive cctv cameras that people are aware of? I would certainly like some evidence before i act

Buy a cheap web cam and use this freeware application..

http://www.visiongs.com/

I have is set up in my house and have a couple of web cams connected to my desktop PC, one points out the front window, you can set up motion detection and specifiy where in the screen triggers that.

Works really well. My web cams are really cheap but if you went up to 30-40 quid for one the pictures would be very high quality. Hope that helps.

 

[Gravy Train]

I really really would not reccommend this solution as it is cruel to the poor dumb animal but......

Sprinkle some Pernod/Ricard in an arc about 2-3 ft from your wheel (only a very very small amount needed)

Sprinkle some very hot powdered chilli right next to your wheel (similar small amount)

Dog will love Pernod...... but not like chilli quite so much......
Unfortunately all dogs walking past your car will suffer......

I get the first bit but not sure how the chilli powder will work? Is the animal supposed to lick the pernod and then move on to the chilli or dab it's schlong on the powder before or after it has relieved itself? !

 

[Churchill]

Hopefully someone here can help me

I came out to the car this morning and noticed dog wee all over the rear nearside wheel of my car. We regularly have dogs fouling the pavement and i am aware that the thug living down the end of the road keeps several vicious looking dogs in some sort of shed in the back of his garden and is seen walking some of them regularly.

Now i can live with a bit of dog poo on my street but when the little tulip walking his mutt allows him to piss on my porka then something's gotta be done.

This is a genuine post requiring a genuine solution, any practical suggestions are appreciated.

Wilmsloooow!!!

<Canned Laughter>

 

[darmstadt]

Dog wee can actually affect your wheels if you have alloys due to the acidic content. I would suggest connecting your battery to your wheels, that should put it off

 

[NotAllThere]

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Dog will love Pernod...... but not like chilli quite so much......
Unfortunately all dogs walking past your car will suffer......

Funniest thing I ever saw was a dog that jumped up to steal food from a plate and got a huge dollop of English mustard into the bargain.

 

[Drewster]

I get the first bit but not sure how the chilli powder will work? Is the animal supposed to lick the pernod and then move on to the chilli or dab it's schlong on the powder before or after it has relieved itself? !

Sorry GT I thought that you could've worked this out.....

Dog trotting along road happily, tail wagging, breathing in all those lovely smells....
Dog gets whiff of Pernod.... Yum Yum Dog love Pernod (well the aniseed smell anyway)....
Dog gets very excited and pulls towards nice Pernod smell....
YUM YUM YUM Really strong nice smell here......
Super Happy Dog takes great big snort.... Yeah! Pernod... I wonder if there is any more over here...... great big snort...... AWWWWWW F****** ARGGGHHHHHHH thats not F****** Pernod thats some B*****D has put F****G Chilli Powder there... ARGGGGGHHHHHH B*****D F*****G humans I'm NEVER NEVER NEVER going near that F****G tire again......

If you don't believe it you should sniff some Hot Chilli.... and then think that the average dogs sense of smell is 000s and 000s of times more sensitive than yours.......

You could also rub some Hot Chilli on your todger... it'll probably bring tears to your eyes too!