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    Benched in T-Minus 4 hours

    So I'm on the bench from 3pm

    Client co in full on panic stations. Asked if I'll make a guest appearance next week for two days as they are pooping it.


    #2
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    So I'm on the bench from 3pm

    Client co in full on panic stations. Asked if I'll make a guest appearance next week for two days as they are pooping it.

    For double you normal day rate?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Tell them you already have another gig lined up. To cancel the other gig they'd have to sign you up for 6 months at current rate * 1.5.

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        #4


        Client Co just gave me a new project to do. Not huge but still a few days work at least. I am now 78 minutes from the end of the contract.

        Client Permie just asked "can you give me updates as you progress"

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          #5
          Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post


          Client Co just gave me a new project to do. Not huge but still a few days work at least. I am now 78 minutes from the end of the contract.

          Client Permie just asked "can you give me updates as you progress"
          I can see it now

          CP : "Hows the project going?"
          SP : "I'm having a cuppa and a think."
          CP : "How long till you have a solution?
          SP : "Oh, about an hour and a half."


          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #6
            CP "Latest update?"

            SP "I'm just emptying my drawers?"

            CP "Funny, I'm just filling mine "
            'elf and safety guru

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