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    #11
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    If you are thinking of a certain Mr Bobbit, it wasn't bitten off, it was hacked of with a kitchen knife. Then thrown in a roadside ditch. And yes, he did go on to start in a number of low budget "Adult Presentations".
    I stand corrected !

    Didn't somebody in The World According To Garp lose their appendage via some nashers ( with the help of a car crash ) ?

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      #12
      Originally posted by rootsnall View Post
      Didn't somebody in The World According To Garp lose their appendage via some nashers ( with the help of a car crash ) ?
      I had managed to forget about that bloody awful book.

      Yes, it was a woman giving a bloke a blowjob in a car outside her house and her husband came home in his car and coasted up the drive with the lights and engine turned off. He rammed the boyfriend's car. Also, his child standing in the back between the seats lost an eye on the gear stick.

      That incident was so blatantly contrived by the author. It was one of the worst parts of that book, and that was saying something.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #13
        This has made me giggle. What a woman eh!

        Mr Smith added: "She told police, 'We have had a domestic. I have bitten his tongue off. Here it is'."

        I like the fact that she was surprised to have been arrested over it, too.

        The sheer logistics involved in biting part of someone's tongue off during a kiss are mind boggling.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by rootsnall View Post
          I stand corrected !

          Didn't somebody in The World According To Garp lose their appendage via some nashers ( with the help of a car crash ) ?
          Similar thing happened in a Cohen Brothers film staring Billy Bob Thornton, The man who wasn't there
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            That incident was so blatantly contrived by the author. It was one of the worst parts of that book, and that was saying something.
            Does a writer of fiction not always contrive incidents ? I seem to remember thinking it was a good book about 20 years ago when I read it.

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              #16
              It's an awful film.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #17
                shes a minger hardly suprising she is not pregnant

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  It's an awful film.
                  Robin Williams

                  Not a lot of difference actually.

                  "Keep them at 24,000"
                  "No, feet"

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                    #19
                    Where's the bit that says "Both unemployed"?

                    You just can't get the stories these days
                    Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by wc2 View Post
                      Where's the bit that says "Both unemployed"?

                      You just can't get the stories these days
                      And no mention of their house price!

                      Come on BBC, this reporting just isn't up to the standard we expect!
                      Gas masks don't fit snails...

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