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We don't need a team mascot. Mascots are symbol of weakness. Raaaarrrgh!!!!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postok teams.
svalbaard - team captain for the southerners, pick three team mates
DaveB - team captain, salt of the earth northeners, pick three team mates
quiz starts at 14:00, rules will be posted just before.
Researchers are busy , let me know if you cant make it
team mascots - so far we have a nice beaver for the SOE Northerners
good luck teams
So it's just me on the Southern team is it? Ahh well, it's lonely at the top.Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.Comment
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Yup. Welcome aboard the victory train pilgrim. Glad to have you on board.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI'll join the Southerners' team as long as we can kick through the floor and stomp on the Northerners' heads if they start winning.
Southern team so far
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OwlHootSval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
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I would like to apply but have a 2pm meeting. Plus I am thick. But I hope you give those useless Northerners a good gazzering.Originally posted by Svalbaard View PostYup. Welcome aboard the victory train pilgrim. Glad to have you on board.
Southern team so far
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ah, the old 'i have a meeting' excuseOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI would like to apply but have a 2pm meeting. Plus I am thick. But I hope you give those useless Northerners a good gazzering.
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If you make them university challenge standard you will be lucky if one question gets answered correctlyThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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If I was on the bench I would be there. Not that it would make any difference.....Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postah, the old 'i have a meeting' excuse

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do you want to do the practice question ?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIf you make them university challenge standard you will be lucky if one question gets answered correctly(\__/)
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You need the third of the CUK membership that are in the top percentile and AndyW
Re practice question: I'll have a look at it, if it's of the proper standard I doubt I will be able to do it without GoogleThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I think the standard will be about right to get 75% of them answered. I hope no one googlesOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou need the third of the CUK membership that are in the top percentile and AndyW
Re practice question: I'll have a look at it, if it's of the proper standard I doubt I will be able to do it without Google
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