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Wot? We ask an old fart? [shout] WILMSLOW!!!!!!! [/shout]Originally posted by Svalbaard View PostNo judge required. We shall settle any disputes using the ways of the ancients...Comment
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Negotiating peacfully over a nice cup of tea?Originally posted by Svalbaard View PostNo judge required. We shall settle any disputes using the ways of the ancients...
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- bare breasted and carring a 9lb baby under your arm?Originally posted by Svalbaard View PostNo judge required. We shall settle any disputes using the ways of the ancients...I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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no, no, noOriginally posted by Pogle View Post- bare breasted and carring a 9lb baby under your arm?
I hold out a hand with a pebble in it and say
'ah glass hopper, when you can take the stone from my hand..'
and then the miscreant has to try a snatch. If he gets the stone, then he is in the right
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I'm from the Midlands ( currently anyway ) which team am I on?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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What the feck has happened to Catweezel EO?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postno, no, no
I hold out a hand with a pebble in it and say
'ah glass hopper, when you can take the stone from my hand..'
and then the miscreant has to try a snatch. If he gets the stone, then he is in the right

Is your new avatar something you've constructed from two bits of wood and string, perchance?I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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BTW I can provide a Guinea Pig as a mascot
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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well spotted. It's a photo for Sally Anne.Originally posted by Pogle View PostWhat the flip has happened to Catweezel EO?
Is your new avatar something you've constructed from two bits of wood and string, perchance?
I promised her a piccy of my glider, she promised a piccy of her space hoppers in return
thats what I call a deal
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Northern Salt of the Earth , be there at 14:00Originally posted by DaveB View PostI'm from the Midlands ( currently anyway ) which team am I on?
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