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Is that Noddy the childrens cartoon character or Noddy as it **** (replaced by the swear filter)?Originally posted by eliquant View PostWhat's the colour of Noddys shoes ?Comment
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What sort of p*ss simple noddy ******* quest..... Oh I see what you've done there!!Originally posted by eliquant View PostWhat's the colour of Noddys shoes ?
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If anyone is curious as to what word noddy is a swear filtered replacement for, it is : noddyOriginally posted by PRC1964 View PostIs that Noddy the childrens cartoon character or Noddy as it **** (replaced by the swear filter)?
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Whilst I cannot see how this will work I would like to volunteer as Captn. of the "Totally quite good University of the parish of Southern England".
Obviously "Scumbags university North" or as they are also known "University of the wasteland that lies to the North of Oxford" are in for a thrashing.
Can I have Corpus Cristi Trimble as a my personal assistant ;-)Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
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I wouldn't. She sucks.Originally posted by Svalbaard View PostCan I have Corpus Cristi Trimble as a my personal assistant ;-)
Edit: Actually I would.Comment
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Of course you would. Especially if she sucks.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI wouldn't. She sucks.
Edit: Actually I would.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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great. be here 14:00 tomorrow.Originally posted by Svalbaard View PostWhilst I cannot see how this will work I would like to volunteer as Captn. of the "Totally quite good University of the parish of Southern England".
Obviously "Scumbags university North" or as they are also known "University of the wasteland that lies to the North of Oxford" are in for a thrashing.
Can I have Corpus Cristi Trimble as a my personal assistant ;-)
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I bet she goes like a jackhammer.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOf course you would. Especially if she sucks.
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Court of Public Opinion should doOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postgreat. be here 14:00 tomorrow.
we need 7 more recruits and a quizzmaster
and a judge
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