Alec Balls ... HAHAHA..
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The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead. -
Hahaha, a quick search found this..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7909561.stmI was named Simon Swindells at birth. It caused no end of ridicule throughout my childhood and teens and I changed my first name by deed poll shortly after turning 18 and changed the surname a few years later.
I found it difficult to be taken seriously when meeting people (socially and professionally when applying for jobs etc) as they laughed out loud when hearing the name.The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.Comment
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I used to work with a girl called Carole Hunt and she had a dog called Smellic.
Two others are
Alf Hookham
Alf HookerComment
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Stange names found on US Census Records
* Almon Nutter - Aroostook County ME in 1900
* Jack Spratt - Inyo County CA in 1900
* Earnest Crapper - St. Clair County MI in 1920
* Web Ditto - Tarrant County TX in 1900
* Joe Camel - Johnston County NC in 1900
* Patience Fax - New York County NY in 1900
* Flossy Chocolate - Bedford County VA in 1880
* Vanilla Brown - Newton County GA in 1920
* Bollish Whiner - Somerset County PA in 1910
* Shiny Queen - Cass County TX in 1880
* Turd Gibson - Schuylkill County PA in 1920
* Sweet Beauty - St Mary Parish LA in 1900
* Kittie Oatmeal - Travis County TX in 1910
* Iam Smely - Washoe County NV in 1870
* Christian Life - Grant county IN in 1910
* English English - Philadelphia County PA in 1900
* Iam King - Lenoir county NC in 1900
* Harry Nutts - Los Angeles CA in 1900
* Chocolate Maiden - Hale County AL in 1910 (a male)
Some good suggestions for CUK usernames here !Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Genuine ones these-
Dick Long.
C (Carl) Lyons.
I kid you not.Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.Comment
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Jenny Tallwarts"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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My fav, was a south west news (I think) reporter call Christopher (don't call me Chris) Peacock!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I used to know a tennis coach called Clay Isles.Comment
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Genuine ones I have known
Heather Pether
Denise Tremble
Mike Hunt
James K Turk
Nicholas BirdThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Think I've posted this before but many years ago Direct Line had a customer on their live system with paid premiums every year (could have been a false record but accounts never questioned) called...
Urec HuntSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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