Drew Peacock
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What is a wose name than Mike Hunt?
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
I know one of them. It may even be the same one. He prefers to be called Nick though.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostGenuine ones I have known
Heather Pether
Denise Tremble
Mike Hunt
James K Turk
Nicholas BirdComment
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Posted this before but there was a kid at our school called Christopher Peter Bacon or as we referred to him, Crispy Bacon.
Guy at work called Peter Parker. This was really funny when his job title was "Web Master".Comment
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Ex project manager: Brent Bottoms.
And he has a cousin called Randy. I kid you not!'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.Comment
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I once worked with someone named 'Charles Dong'.
One bad one I've heard is:
Henrietta Dick ("Henry ate a dick" - geddit ?)Comment
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Candy Mann"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I resemble that remark.Originally posted by PM-Junkie View PostI am sure we all know lots of Richard Heads
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Although this isn't at all funny, at least it's genuine...
One of my kids goes to school with a lad called Ryan O'Reilly. One day he came home and said, "Dad, you know Ryan O'Reilly? Well, his name is actually 'Ryan...O...Reilly'!"
"Uh, yeah," I said. "What did you think it was?"
"I've been calling him 'Rhino'."
For three years. That's m'boy.
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