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Like the life of brian stuff about people's judean front and people's front of judea? -
years ago I remember walking through my home town on the way to the pub when appraoched by some born again christians who pounced upon us.
This one rather endowed MILF proceeded to tell me in fairly graphic detail about the debauched life she had led, the casual sex, the affairs etc. etc. She stood quite close panting exitedly in my ear, bussoms a' heaving. As you can imagine I was becoming quite aroused and willing to let God into my life if this was the deal... Then alas she explained that was in the past and she knew better now Jesus had shown her the way. that pesky Jesus, spoils all the fun!Last edited by Bagpuss; 25 February 2009, 15:33.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Probably more along the lines of :Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Goddamn! That pesky Jesus!Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
Did it not occur to you to say "Ok. I'll sign up if I can fekk you, here and now" ?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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The rest of the family were there also, so it probably would have been wrong. Although these were the days before CCTVOriginally posted by bogeyman View PostGoddamn! That pesky Jesus!
Did it not occur to you to say "Ok. I'll sign up if I can fekk you, here and now" ?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Would have made the top 10 on YouTube for sure!Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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It's Noodly.Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
Join my church and you get the following benefits in heaven:
A stripper factory.
A beer volcano.
Note: the output of the stripper factory is tailored for your requirements, and you can only see your strippers. So don't worry about seeing anyone else's that you would prefer not to.Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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I had just returned from a night out in Killarney and was getting undressed ready for bed, when there was a rustling of the sheets, the bedside light came on and there were two women in my bed. They were both nuns who had been allocated my room in error.
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I'm joining your religion.Originally posted by Cyberman View Postthere were two women in my bed. They were both nuns who had been allocated my room in error.
The gods must have seen favour with your CyberBigotry.Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
You obviously have no idea of the meaning of the word bigot.
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