What religion should I join?

[Moscow Mule]

Then alas she explained that was in the past and she knew better now Jesus had shown her the way. that pesky Jesus, spoils all the fun!

Ever seen Dogma? Matt Damon persuades a nun that she should sleep with him as "it's what god would want". Quite funny.

[cailin maith]

Ever seen Dogma? Matt Damon persuades a nun that she should sleep with him as "it's what god would want". Quite funny.

Is that the one where Alanis Morrisette is God?

[Ruprect]

It's Noodly.

Join my church and you get the following benefits in heaven:
A stripper factory.
A beer volcano.

Note: the output of the stripper factory is tailored for your requirements, and you can only see your strippers. So don't worry about seeing anyone else's that you would prefer not to.

Thanks FSM.

[Moscow Mule]

Is that the one where Alanis Morrisette is God?

Yes.

[thelace]

Join my church and you get the following benefits in heaven:
A stripper factory.
A beer volcano.

Is it real ale or lager?

[FSM with Cheddar]

Is it real ale or lager?

We don't serve any of the syrupy cr@p.

Only real ale.

P.S.

We also have a 30 day try before you buy policy. If you don't like our religion after 30 days, you can go back to your old one (your old god will most likely take you back i.e. Parable of the prodigal son).