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Wouldn't it be easier and carbon neutral to bring the troops back home from Afghanistan and let them shoot the muslims in Brum?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think -
Is that necessarily carbon neutral? Perhaps instead of shooting they should just happyslap each other until the first one cries.Originally posted by Troll View PostWouldn't it be easier and carbon neutral to bring the troops back home from Afghanistan and let them shoot the muslims in Brum?I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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He's a yam yam nothing to do with brumOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI would much rather be shot at by a jihadi with a paki accent than one with a Brummie accent. You just can't take the Brummie accent seriously, I mean if a Brummie Jihadist took a pot shot at me I couldn't help myself thinking of Lennie Henry shouting 'This one is for Gaza, Tommy pigdog'.
It would make me laugh so much that I would probably forget to duck

See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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How do you know, are you sat next to him?Originally posted by minestrone View PostIn fact, why I am quoting Orwell's book?
"A Dictionary of the English Language" was published in 1755 Samuel Johnson.
The very definition of the English language.
You look like a fool now.
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Any one outside the Midlands can not tell the difference - he should have said Jasper Carrot.Originally posted by Mr Crosby View PostHe's a yam yam nothing to do with brum
Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostHow do you know, are you sat next to him?
As we appear to be getting all literal about this...
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Or maybe open it up to the public like the American big game hunters that pay good money to kill defenceless animals in Africa?Originally posted by swamp View PostI'm quite happy that Abdul Jihaddist is flying to Afghanistan (at his own expense) to get shot up by Rupert and his merry gang of squaddies.
Maybe easyJet could lay on special flights from Birmingham to Karbul. One way only
Being such good patriots I'm sure the same septics would love to bag themselves a jihadist head to put above their fireplace.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Now that's thinking outside the box. Market based solution. Like it. Let's run it up the flag pole and see who salutes.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostOr maybe open it up to the public like the American big game hunters that pay good money to kill defenceless animals in Africa?
Being such good patriots I'm sure the same septics would love to bag themselves a jihadist head to put above their fireplace.Bored.Comment
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