Reply to: Brits fighting Brits

[ace00]

Or maybe open it up to the public like the American big game hunters that pay good money to kill defenceless animals in Africa?

Being such good patriots I'm sure the same septics would love to bag themselves a jihadist head to put above their fireplace.

Now that's thinking outside the box. Market based solution. Like it. Let's run it up the flag pole and see who salutes.

[gingerjedi]

I'm quite happy that Abdul Jihaddist is flying to Afghanistan (at his own expense) to get shot up by Rupert and his merry gang of squaddies.

Maybe easyJet could lay on special flights from Birmingham to Karbul. One way only

Or maybe open it up to the public like the American big game hunters that pay good money to kill defenceless animals in Africa?

Being such good patriots I'm sure the same septics would love to bag themselves a jihadist head to put above their fireplace.

[minestrone]

How do you know, are you sat next to him?

As we appear to be getting all literal about this...

seated

I love the English

[zara_backdog]

He's a yam yam nothing to do with brum

Any one outside the Midlands can not tell the difference - he should have said Jasper Carrot.

[Churchill]

In fact, why I am quoting Orwell's book?

"A Dictionary of the English Language" was published in 1755 Samuel Johnson.

The very definition of the English language.

You look like a fool now.

How do you know, are you sat next to him?

As we appear to be getting all literal about this...

[Mr Crosby]

I would much rather be shot at by a jihadi with a paki accent than one with a Brummie accent. You just can't take the Brummie accent seriously, I mean if a Brummie Jihadist took a pot shot at me I couldn't help myself thinking of Lennie Henry shouting 'This one is for Gaza, Tommy pigdog'.
It would make me laugh so much that I would probably forget to duck

He's a yam yam nothing to do with brum

[Rookie]

Wouldn't it be easier and carbon neutral to bring the troops back home from Afghanistan and let them shoot the muslims in Brum?

Is that necessarily carbon neutral? Perhaps instead of shooting they should just happyslap each other until the first one cries.

[Troll]

I'm quite happy that Abdul Jihaddist is flying to Afghanistan (at his own expense) to get shot up by Rupert and his merry gang of squaddies.

Maybe easyJet could lay on special flights from Birmingham to Karbul. One way only

Wouldn't it be easier and carbon neutral to bring the troops back home from Afghanistan and let them shoot the muslims in Brum?

[EternalOptimist]

Front page news from the Independent about Talibannies with Brum accents fighting our troops in the Stan.

My opinion; a 5.56mm round is far cheaper than the truckloads of benefits they'd be entitled to if they were arrested and then flown home for tea and cakes on the taxpayer...

I would much rather be shot at by a jihadi with a paki accent than one with a Brummie accent. You just can't take the Brummie accent seriously, I mean if a Brummie Jihadist took a pot shot at me I couldn't help myself thinking of Lennie Henry shouting 'This one is for Gaza, Tommy pigdog'.
It would make me laugh so much that I would probably forget to duck

[xoggoth]

Name like soup, mind like soup.

[Statto]

Front page news from the Independent about Talibannies with Brum accents fighting our troops in the Stan.

My opinion; a 5.56mm round is far cheaper than the truckloads of benefits they'd be entitled to if they were arrested and then flown home for tea and cakes on the taxpayer...

A 5.56mm round is indeed cheaper but then the family of the deceased might try to claim that the Army murdered them.

[Francko]

Pedant.

OK, here's one for you; According to sources, the troops in the stan are being shot at by teletubbies with West Brummy accents.

Is anyone bothered by this or is everyone happy as long as their invoice is paid?

(here the proof http://soupytrumpet.com/uploads/2008...l-out-guns.jpg)

[swamp]

I'm quite happy that Abdul Jihaddist is flying to Afghanistan (at his own expense) to get shot up by Rupert and his merry gang of squaddies.

Maybe easyJet could lay on special flights from Birmingham to Karbul. One way only

[bogeyman]

You look like a fool now.

[minestrone]

English

Bloody Merkinisms.

In fact, why I am quoting Orwell's book?

"A Dictionary of the English Language" was published in 1755 Samuel Johnson.

The very definition of the English language.

You look like a fool now.