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A wise man once said......

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    A wise man once said......

    .......don't eat yellow snow.
    .......don't go permie go contracting.


    ...but what else did he say......
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

    #2
    ....don't chew broken glass
    ....don't drink lager
    I'm alright Jack

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      #3
      Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #4
        ...don't say excuse me after you fart
        I'm alright Jack

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          #5
          Re

          Don't get pi55ed on a school night.

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            #6
            Never shove yer granny when shes shaving!
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #7
              Never grass on yer mate's

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                #8
                Never sh*t on your own doorstep

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                  #9
                  Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
                  Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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                    #10
                    Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
                    I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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