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Lucifer Box replied

7 October 2005, 08:16
Originally posted by threaded

That was said two and a half thousand years ago, so what does he mean by modern?

Two and a half thousand years ago was considered modern two and a half thousand years ago.
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voron replied

7 October 2005, 08:03
Originally posted by n5gooner

how long till its Russia being invaded.

I can't see that happening.
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threaded replied

7 October 2005, 07:13
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Confucius, he say

That was said two and a half thousand years ago, so what does he mean by modern?
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Lucifer Box replied

6 October 2005, 16:33
Confucius, he say
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The Lone Gunman replied

6 October 2005, 15:36
Originally posted by ladymuck

he also say, man who go through turnstile sideways is going to bangkok!

He also say "man who go out with flat chested woman has reason for feeling down"
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ladymuck replied

6 October 2005, 15:04
Originally posted by Sionner

Confucious he say - man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!

he also say, man who go through turnstile sideways is going to bangkok!
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n5gooner replied

6 October 2005, 14:36
Originally posted by DirtyOldMan

Never wipe your knob on the curtains when she's looking.

I remember that thread, somthing about a helpdesk function......
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DirtyOldMan replied

6 October 2005, 14:25
Never wipe your knob on the curtains when she's looking.
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Sionner replied

6 October 2005, 14:20
Confucious he say - man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!
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Clownio replied

6 October 2005, 14:13
A not so wise man once said...

There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment....

At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one......
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threaded replied

6 October 2005, 09:26
It is only the dead who have seen the end of war.
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n5gooner replied

6 October 2005, 09:20
Originally posted by voron

Try telling that to the Salmon in the bear's mouth.

or the septics invading Oil producing countries, how long till its Russia being invaded.
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voron replied

6 October 2005, 09:17
Originally posted by Rebecca Loos

do not go with the flow - you'll be stuck with the dead fish

Try telling that to the Salmon in the bear's mouth.
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steve'O replied

6 October 2005, 09:02
Becka...Do I detect that you need some luvvin?
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Rebecca Loos replied

6 October 2005, 09:00
yes that would be nice....

do not tulip where you eat
do not go with the flow - you'll be stuck with the dead fish
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