Good things about the Uk ...

[bogeyman]

Both pockets.

[Sysman]

You'll be talking about cricket on village greens, maidens riding to church on bicycles and warm beer next.

John Majofr for PM!

Oh, hang on a mo'.

[Francko]

Judging by the amount of foreigners from Australia to Russia to Afghanistan coming here then it is clearly the greatest country on the planet inspite of its ruling classes

For money my friend, for money.

A country that has to pay to have foreigners is as successful as a man who has to pay to have sex.

[bogeyman]

For money my friend, for money.

A country that has to pay to have foreigners is as successful as a man who has to pay to have sex.

Are you telling us that you've never paid to have sex Francko (in a roundabout sort of way - indeed have you ever actually had sex, paid for or gratis) ?

[EternalOptimist]

For money my friend, for money.

A country that has to pay to have foreigners is as successful as a man who has to pay to have sex.

agreed. Although a man who has to leave his homeland for more pay, then pay for sex, is about as successful as a country that has rubbish and rats piled eight feet high in the streets

[MrMark]

Good things about the Uk ..

Proper queues

Proper pubs (even if they're all closing)

Proper football matches

Toad in the hole, Shepherds Pie, all those puddings, Sunday lunch

Proper carpets on the floor (I've been to foreign and they don't like carpets)

A sense of humour

And our best invention - Breakfast

[Cyberman]

English pubs

Live Championship Football

Variety of foodstuffs in Tescos

Curry Houses

Real Ale

Good roads

Roundabouts

Squash Courts

Cheap flights

[NotAllThere]

As an expat of 7 years...

1. Fish and chips
2. Reasonably priced, widely available, takeaway food.
3. Customer service
4. By and large, most inhabitants speak English
5. Marmite
6. Good quality tea in big boxes for not much cash
7. Cheap paracetemol, ibuprofen and aspirin
8. Bitter
9. Cheese
10. Crisps
11. Cats eyes on the roads

[Francko]

Are you telling us that you've never paid to have sex Francko (in a roundabout sort of way - indeed have you ever actually had sex, paid for or gratis) ?

Sure. Your sister/mum were quite cheap.

Just a joke, man, sorry could not resist, no pun intended...

[bogeyman]

Sure. Your sister/mum were quite cheap.

Just a joke, man, sorry could not resist, no pun intended...

My Sister AND my MUM,

Well, lets hope you can make the required deposit in my numbered Swiss Bank Account, you rouge!