Schoolboy father: Alfie Patten may take DNA test after two more teens claim paternity

[realityhack]

we used to have 'mars bar' parties at that age. I always used to worry that my bird would get up the stick with a 6lb easter egg.

I lost a Cadbury's Creme Egg that way once...

[Drewster]

I lost a Cadbury's Creme Egg that way once...

I FOUND a Bounty!!!

[Pondlife]

I FOUND a Bounty!!!

I wondered where I'd left that.

You can keep it though.

[Alf W]

Alfie has reportedly already joined 'Fathers for Justice'. A statement from his publicist reveals that "Alfie doesn't really fully understand the politics and legal issues yet but he thinks the Spiderman outfit is f**ing Ace!"

[ratewhore]

Alfie has reportedly already joined 'Fathers for Justice'. A statement from his publicist reveals that "Alfie doesn't really fully understand the politics and legal issues yet but he thinks the Spiderman outfit is f**ing Ace!"

good one

[realityhack]

Alfie has reportedly already joined 'Fathers for Justice'. A statement from his publicist reveals that "Alfie doesn't really fully understand the politics and legal issues yet but he thinks the Spiderman outfit is f**ing Ace!"

Excellent. Post of the day so far.

[ratewhore]

Excellent. Post of the day so far.

Thats what the whole thing is though isn't it? A farking joke...

[BlightyBoy]

Skiver!

Seems the young soldier was spending more than the occassional "evening" with Chantelle:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090217...e-6323e80.html

Interesting how this will affect the sex-education (too much/too little) debate given that it seems he was rarely at school (too busy with practicals, it seems)

[BrilloPad]

Alfie has reportedly already joined 'Fathers for Justice'. A statement from his publicist reveals that "Alfie doesn't really fully understand the politics and legal issues yet but he thinks the Spiderman outfit is f**ing Ace!"

[original PM]

Seems the young soldier was spending more than the occassional "evening" with Chantelle:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090217...e-6323e80.html

Interesting how this will affect the sex-education (too much/too little) debate given that it seems he was rarely at school (too busy with practicals, it seems)

Hardly suprising - they are simply Chav scum after all.