Originally posted by Francko
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Can't contractors write better CVs?
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Are you always this lazy?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostDid I miss the joke? Developer? PM? Link please.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-read-cvs.htmlI've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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and then they meet the reality, eh MF.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo that would account why I always got the job. My CV = PerfectionComment
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I had the recent unfortunate task of reviewing resumés for a US based role. Not one resumé was less than 12 pages long, and each one seemed to list out every possible menu item available in the application, even down to created a bar chart, created a line chart etc...
Painful.Comment
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Normally that's true for me too, but after applying for one contract on JobServe, I had an email the next day saying start on monday, and it lasted six months!Originally posted by minestrone View Post6 years of contracting and never came across a job where a face to face was not required.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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I didn't bother reading that thread. It's old news.Originally posted by Francko View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Don't you bring that up in the part where they ask 'is there anything you'd like to know/ask'?Originally posted by zeitghostI had a three without a face to face... the trouble is you can't check the state of the bogs & the coffee over the phone.
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Suggestion:Originally posted by Zippy View PostDon't you bring that up in the part where they ask 'is there anything you'd like to know/ask'?
How long are the skid marks?
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostSuggestion:
How long are the skid marks?

your mind is filthy
My current gig was gotton on the basis of a telephone interview, so it does happen.Comment
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My first was a telephone interview, made a complete t*t out of the bloke doing the technical questions because he didn't have a clue, got the role because the other bloke on the call hated the clueless techieOriginally posted by minestrone View Post6 years of contracting and never came across a job where a face to face was not required.
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