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chorlton based contractor learns german
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ahh yes, i get ya nowOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou said a Chorlton based contractorThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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I didn't know what Felching was until Churchil introduced me to it (not personally I might add). He does do a fantastic Tromboning though
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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"Heute bin ich traurig weil mein Beutelmaus sehr krank ist."
Thats the only phrase I know in german. It has come in handy many times.Comment
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Hey, I'm not the one with the webcam, or the exibitionist tendencies.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI didn't know what Felching was until Churchil introduced me to it (not personally I might add). He does do a fantastic Tromboning though
There are no pictures of my penis on a blog anywhere!
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostHey, I'm not the one with the webcam, or the exibitionist tendencies.
There are no pictures of my penis on a blog anywhere!
are you sure ?
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Originally posted by chef View PostI was speaking with a german girl yesterday who's giving private german language lessons to an chorlton based IT contractor so he can speak better to his german girlfriend..
if that's you
Hmmm... how far is Chorlton from Wiiiilmsloooooooow?Comment
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