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Originally posted by chef View PostI was speaking with a german girl yesterday who's giving private german language lessons to an chorlton based IT contractor so he can speak better to his german girlfriend..
if that's you
Hmmm... how far is Chorlton from Wiiiilmsloooooooow?
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Hey, I'm not the one with the webcam, or the exibitionist tendencies.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI didn't know what Felching was until Churchil introduced me to it (not personally I might add). He does do a fantastic Tromboning though
There are no pictures of my penis on a blog anywhere!
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"Heute bin ich traurig weil mein Beutelmaus sehr krank ist."
Thats the only phrase I know in german. It has come in handy many times.
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I didn't know what Felching was until Churchil introduced me to it (not personally I might add). He does do a fantastic Tromboning though
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Spikers get that dragon!!! - Got all the series on DVDOriginally posted by Bagpuss View Post
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