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Previously on "chorlton based contractor learns german"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I don't have a webcam or penis pictures on the web. You should be careful who you listen to
    And you shouldn't be so paranoid, who mentioned that you had a webcam?

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Hey, I'm not the one with the webcam, or the exibitionist tendencies.

    There are no pictures of my penis on a blog anywhere!

    I don't have a webcam or penis pictures on the web. You should be careful who you listen to

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  • moorfield
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    I was speaking with a german girl yesterday who's giving private german language lessons to an chorlton based IT contractor so he can speak better to his german girlfriend..

    if that's you

    Hmmm... how far is Chorlton from Wiiiilmsloooooooow?

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Hey, I'm not the one with the webcam, or the exibitionist tendencies.

    There are no pictures of my penis on a blog anywhere!

    are you sure ?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I didn't know what Felching was until Churchil introduced me to it (not personally I might add). He does do a fantastic Tromboning though
    Hey, I'm not the one with the webcam, or the exibitionist tendencies.

    There are no pictures of my penis on a blog anywhere!

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  • Cyberman
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    Ich habe kein problem mit Deutsch

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  • lightng
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    "Heute bin ich traurig weil mein Beutelmaus sehr krank ist."

    Thats the only phrase I know in german. It has come in handy many times.

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  • Bagpuss
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    I didn't know what Felching was until Churchil introduced me to it (not personally I might add). He does do a fantastic Tromboning though

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  • HRHisaravingfelchlord
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    RRH, HRH, whomever...
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Raving Felchlord?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    RRH, HRH, whomever...
    Raving Felchlord?

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    You said a Chorlton based contractor
    ahh yes, i get ya now

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  • Pondlife
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    RRH, HRH, whomever...

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    WTF?
    You said a Chorlton based contractor

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  • Manic
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Spikers get that dragon!!! - Got all the series on DVD

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  • Rookie
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    nope, West Didsbury, near the Met
    Nice pub. Used to be a shytehole before that though.

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