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 You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
 
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 I love the 'Giant Breakfast Burrito'.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMost of those made me feel 
 
 If you ate that for breakfast you'd spend the rest of the day on the bog I reckon.
 You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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 That's obviously for a family of four at breakfast isn't it? You may as well cut out the middleman and just tip in down the bog first.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostI love the 'Giant Breakfast Burrito'.
 
 If you ate that for breakfast you'd spend the rest of the day on the bog I reckon.
 
 I'd have a go at the The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt though.
 
 Mmmmmm. Anything with 'fatty' in the title is a winner in my book.I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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 When I worked at the MoD the main site was a good 5 minutes walk from the car park, there were about 10 spaces actually on site reserved for disabled people which included a couple of clinically obese employees.
 
 Surely they should have done them a favour and made them park at the back of the car park?? Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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 I'm sorry but YUK, YUKKERTY YUCK YUCK YUCK.
 
 
       I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
 
 Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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 They'll die young and free up the space...Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhen I worked at the MoD the main site was a good 5 minutes walk from the car park, there were about 10 spaces actually on site reserved for disabled people which included a couple of clinically obese employees.
 
 Surely they should have done them a favour and made them park at the back of the car park?? Older and ...well, just older!! Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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 I'm sorry but almost everything on there looks brilliant and I've just eaten lunch too. Can't have too much meat and cheese!Originally posted by Pogle View PostI'm sorry but YUK, YUKKERTY YUCK YUCK YUCK.
 
 
       
 
 I fancy the bacon cookies at the moment.Comment
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 I ended up having a breaded chicken sandwhich with egg and mayonaise. Quite tasty and not too unhealthy.
 
 When I were a lad in Geordieland, we used to order heart-attacks-in-a-bun when we were doing support and the canteen was shut.
 
 Half a stottie.
 Two fried eggs,
 A couple of sausages,
 A burger
 A slice of black-pudding
 Four or five rashers of streaky bacon.
 Tomato Ketchup
 HP Sauce
 
 ( I'd just taken a huge bite out of one, when my phone rang. My colleagues were too busy sympathetically laughing their heads off to take the call for me. )
 
 Of an evening, you could pick one up on the Heaton road, and just be swallowing the last mouthful as you walked into the saloon of the Killingworth Arms.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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