This is Why you're Fat

**BrilloPad** · 10 February 2009, 11:31

Most of those made me feel

**bogeyman** · 10 February 2009, 11:33

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Most of those made me feel

I love the 'Giant Breakfast Burrito'.

If you ate that for breakfast you'd spend the rest of the day on the bog I reckon.

**Rookie** · 10 February 2009, 11:39

Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

I love the 'Giant Breakfast Burrito'.

If you ate that for breakfast you'd spend the rest of the day on the bog I reckon.

That's obviously for a family of four at breakfast isn't it? You may as well cut out the middleman and just tip in down the bog first.

I'd have a go at the The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt though.

Mmmmmm. Anything with 'fatty' in the title is a winner in my book.

**NotAllThere** · 10 February 2009, 11:40

The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt

I want one now!

**gingerjedi** · 10 February 2009, 11:44

When I worked at the MoD the main site was a good 5 minutes walk from the car park, there were about 10 spaces actually on site reserved for disabled people which included a couple of clinically obese employees.

Surely they should have done them a favour and made them park at the back of the car park??

**Pogle** · 10 February 2009, 11:58

I'm sorry but YUK, YUKKERTY YUCK YUCK YUCK.

**ratewhore** · 10 February 2009, 12:03

Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

When I worked at the MoD the main site was a good 5 minutes walk from the car park, there were about 10 spaces actually on site reserved for disabled people which included a couple of clinically obese employees.

Surely they should have done them a favour and made them park at the back of the car park??

They'll die young and free up the space...

**London75** · 10 February 2009, 13:17

Originally posted by Pogle View Post

I'm sorry but YUK, YUKKERTY YUCK YUCK YUCK.

I'm sorry but almost everything on there looks brilliant and I've just eaten lunch too. Can't have too much meat and cheese!

I fancy the bacon cookies at the moment.

**NotAllThere** · 10 February 2009, 13:34

I ended up having a breaded chicken sandwhich with egg and mayonaise. Quite tasty and not too unhealthy.

When I were a lad in Geordieland, we used to order heart-attacks-in-a-bun when we were doing support and the canteen was shut.

Half a stottie.
Two fried eggs,
A couple of sausages,
A burger
A slice of black-pudding
Four or five rashers of streaky bacon.
Tomato Ketchup
HP Sauce

( I'd just taken a huge bite out of one, when my phone rang. My colleagues were too busy sympathetically laughing their heads off to take the call for me. )

Of an evening, you could pick one up on the Heaton road, and just be swallowing the last mouthful as you walked into the saloon of the Killingworth Arms.

This is Why you're Fat