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    #31
    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    1. My favourite colour is orange
    a) bright
    b) warm
    c) summer


    2. My favourite animal is lion
    a) strong
    b) king
    c) roar


    3) Water
    a) wet
    b) surfing
    c) drink
    I think I could have a good stab at yours DMW....

    You are a person of authority, a definate manager - a strong figure head!
    Yet you do not let this authority go to your head.

    You are a very likeable and sociable person, and although you are in charge, it is very important to you to be everyone's friend too.

    I'd say you like a drink, and you are probably a very soppy slavery git when you've had a skin full, and you probably love everyone!

    I actually think from this that you are a woman. You have a woman's gentle nature, but you live in a tough male dominant management world - so you put your tough exterior face on every morning and go out fighting!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #32
      Have you been drinking BGG?
      Alas no. The Blood Transfusion Unit has run dry today.

      Back on the rats, I'm afraid Sally

      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

      C.S. Lewis

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        #33
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        I'd say you like a drink, and you are probably a very soppy slavery git when you've had a skin full, and you probably love everyone!
        Sal, I've never been summed up better! Now...give us a kiss!!

        Gas masks don't fit snails...

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          #34
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          I think I could have a good stab at yours DMW....

          You are a person of authority, a definate manager - a strong figure head!
          Yet you do not let this authority go to your head.

          You are a very likeable and sociable person, and although you are in charge, it is very important to you to be everyone's friend too.

          I'd say you like a drink, and you are probably a very soppy slavery git when you've had a skin full, and you probably love everyone!

          I actually think from this that you are a woman. You have a woman's gentle nature, but you live in a tough male dominant management world - so you put your tough exterior face on every morning and go out fighting!

          Do not try to second guess the EternalCouchMeister.
          All will be revealed tomorrow a.m.



          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #35
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Do not try to second guess the EternalCouchMeister.
            All will be revealed tomorrow a.m.



            I'm so excited!!
            Gas masks don't fit snails...

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              #36
              Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
              1. My favourite colour is orange
              a) bright
              b) warm
              c) summer

              2. My favourite animal is lion
              a) strong
              b) king
              c) roar

              3) Water
              a) wet
              b) surfing
              c) drink
              Not wishing to spoil EO's thunder, but this is going to be good...
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #37
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                EternalOptimist plc offers a free psychoanalysis service for people who answer the following three sections.
                The rules are, for sections 1 & 2, supply an answer then three descriptive words
                for section three, the answer (water) is already supplied, just add three descriptive words


                1. My favourite colour is ..........
                a)
                b)
                c)


                2. My favourite animal is .............
                a)
                b)
                c)




                3) Water
                a)
                b)
                c)
                I jumped straight to reply without looking at other posts. So here goes...

                1. My favourite colour is red.
                a) Deep
                b) Smooth
                c) Warm


                2. My favourite animal is Cat
                a) Warm
                b) Toast
                c) Furry




                3) Water
                a) cold
                b) Fresh
                c) Tap
                Last edited by cojak; 10 February 2009, 21:01.
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                  you are as mad as a spin-dryer full of spoons.


                  Alright...

                  Colour: Brown
                  Natural
                  Earthy
                  Calming

                  Animal: Squirrel
                  Bonkers
                  Agile
                  Inquisitive

                  Water:
                  Warm
                  Deep
                  Wet

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post

                    Animal: Squirrel
                    Bonkers
                    Agile
                    Inquisitive
                    I think that in itself just about sums up RH

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                      #40
                      Aha, I get it now. You have to say a word, then other words that come to mind. Gotcha.

                      Colour: Black
                      Nemesis
                      Fetish
                      Latex

                      Animal: I don't like animals.
                      Smelly
                      Demanding
                      Germ-ridden

                      Water:
                      Transparent
                      Ethereal
                      Enveloping
                      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                      C.S. Lewis

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