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[London75]

1. My favourite colour is Blue
a) Sky
b) Cold
c) Water

2. My favourite animal is Monkey
a) Trees
b) Bananas
c) Climb


3) Water
a) Blue
b) Island
c) Boat

[Ardesco]

My favourite colour is Blue - no actually its Green .... aiieeee (falls into bottomless pit ...)

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

[gingerjedi]

1. My favourite colour is Black
a)Dark
b)Void
c)Death


2. My favourite animal is Black Bear
a)Slash
b)Bleed
c)Death


3)Water
a)Concrete
b)Boots
c)Death

How did I do?

[EternalOptimist]

1. My favourite colour is Black


How did I do?

I'll let you know tomorrow, but it's not looking good.

[Pogle]

OK I'll bite....


1. My favourite colour is Green
a) Ireland
b) Hair
c) Lawnmower


2. My favourite animal is Cat
a) Purr
b) Stupid
c) Tuna




3) Water
a) Vodka & lemon
b) Swimsuit
c) Jack Frost

[Platypus]

1. My favourite colour is Red
a) Bright
b) Happy
c) Devilish

2. My favourite animal is Polar Bear
a) Carefree
b) Independent
c) Confident

3) Water
a) Cool
b) Sparkling
c) Burble

I'll confess I'm a bit nervous about doing this... last time I did one of these they put me in a strait jacket for 3 months and electrocuted me twice a week

But I'm all better now

[bogeyman]

Sorry EO but you are as mad as a spin-dryer full of spoons.

On what professional basis do you offer this service?

[EternalOptimist]

Sorry EO but you are as mad as a spin-dryer full of spoons.

On what professional basis do you offer this service?

1 Have I ever claimed to be sane ?
2 This is actually a valid test, not a joke or a wind up. Anyways whats the worst that can happen ? some geezers you dont know IRL might have a larff. Give it a go Bogeyman, all will be revealed tomorrow a.m.

[Moscow Mule]

3) Water
a) Vodka & lemon
b) Swimsuit
c) Jack Frost

How very revealing...

[bogeyman]

Oh all right then...

1. My favourite colour is BLUE
a) sunlight
b) sea
c) clean


2. My favourite animal is a PUMA
a) sleek
b) powerful
c) intelligent



3) Water
a) quenching
b) cooling
c) vital
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