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[EternalOptimist]

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[SallyAnne]

2. My favourite animal is Black Bear
a)Slash
b)Bleed
c)Death

I guess we all know what you're into then!

[Moscow Mule]

1. My favourite colour is orange
a) bright
b) warm
c) summer


2. My favourite animal is lion
a) strong
b) king
c) roar




3) Water
a) wet
b) surfing
c) drink

You think the sun shines out of your arse.

You like to be dominated in bed.

You're a bit kinky.

[BrianSnail]

You think the sun shines out of your arse.

You like to be dominated in bed.

You're a bit kinky.

Have we met?!

[BrilloPad]

1. My favourite colour is Yellow
a) Sun
b) Sand
c) Melon


2. My favourite animal is Chicken
a) Stew
b) Roast
c) Salad




3) Water
a) Sex
b) SWimming
c) Sports

So I am a chilled person who sees sex as a sport and wants to eat my partner?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[SallyAnne]

So I am a chilled person who sees sex as a sport and wants to eat my partner?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

It could be that you associate your partner with food or eating!

It's quite good this psychology stuff!

[bogeyman]

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Bah! You swindling old fekker

[BrilloPad]

It could be that you associate your partner with food or eating!

It's quite good this psychology stuff!

Good explanation. Should save me from being seen as the next Hannibal Lecter

[SallyAnne]

Good explanation. Should save me from being seen as the next Hannibal Lecter

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