I know most of you are bah humbug grumpy old sods but for those where romance is not dead, what are your plans?
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Mrs MM is playing hockey on Saturday, so I doubt we'll do anything an the day."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Why do you need a 'special day' to demonstrate romance - Valentines day is a tedious marketing driven event designed to stimulate the retail market in the dark days between Crimble & Easter.
Wimmin are pressurised by their peers to expect, & men these days don't seem to have the balls to stand up against this crass marketing.
bah humbug etc. etc.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I'm with Troll on this one (unless there is Champagne involved)+50 Xeno Geek Points
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yay. common sense raises it's headOriginally posted by Troll View PostWhy do you need a 'special day' to demonstrate romance - Valentines day is a tedious marketing driven event designed to stimulate the retail market in the dark days between Crimble & Easter.
Wimmin are pressurised by their peers to expect, & men these days don't seem to have the balls to stand up against this crass marketing.
bah humbug etc. etc.(\__/)
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Valentine's Day is our wedding anniversary.
Just the one present needed, and I get plenty of reminders from shops in the run up to it.
Sorted.
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This was my stock response to my 1st wife, 2nd wife, 3rd wife and recent ex-girlfriend.Originally posted by Troll View PostWhy do you need a 'special day' to demonstrate romance - Valentines day is a tedious marketing driven event designed to stimulate the retail market in the dark days between Crimble & Easter.
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Seems to be a sensible approach to romance.Comment
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No one taking the Mrs up the Oxo tower?And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.Comment
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whats her number then ? I'll give it a goOriginally posted by b0redom View PostNo one taking the Mrs up the Oxo tower?
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