Vodka + valium + one night stand = bad news

[EternalOptimist]

Didn't he become a p*rn star afterwards? Bobbit : not the bishop.....

He did. Plus he got paid $10k a pop by ladies who wanted to 'dance' with him, which is annoyingly more than I charge

[Pickle2]

Kinky b1tch!!

Just imagine the night he could of had if he had managed to stay awake.






Serves him right.

[Unicorn]

Worse thing is the 'lady' in question has quite a rare name.

Like tattoo's, if he needs to find a new girlfriend with the name to match he's limited to Dominiques.

[Board Game Geek]

Like tattoo's, if he needs to find a new girlfriend with the name to match he's limited to Dominiques.

Nah, all he needs to do it add a new partner's name to the existing one, ala Scrabble.

DOMINIQUES
A
V
I
D

or

DOMINIQUES
E
L
I
A

[BrilloPad]

Nah, all he needs to do it add a new partner's name to the existing one, ala Scrabble.

DOMINIQUES
A
V
I
D

or

DOMINIQUES
E
L
I
A

I hope he gets a triple word score.....

[Hemingfield]

Will you guys just cut it out....

[Ardesco]

Well at least he'll have some interesting scars to show the grandkids

[BrianSnail]

Well at least he'll have some interesting scars to show the grandkids

"And this is what your grandmother did on our first date...."

[EternalOptimist]

Been sorted, aparently. He had an O grafted over the end and has gotten a job delivering pizzas

[Ruprect]

Nah, all he needs to do it add a new partner's name to the existing one, ala Scrabble.

DOMINIQUES
A
V
I
D

or

DOMINIQUES
E
L
I
A

Or make it into a wordsearch? Fun for all the family (or future lovers).