Vodka + valium + one night stand = bad news

[Sockpuppet]

She doesn't strike me as the sharpest tool in the box

[zara_backdog]

She doesn't strike me as the sharpest tool in the box

I agree - she just wanted to have a stab at it however.

[DiscoStu]

I'll man the cloakroom shall I?

[BrilloPad]

I'll man the cloakroom shall I?

Will you have time to book the necessary fleet of taxis or shall I assist?

[threaded]

Now, will you all stop being so horrible. When a girl has had a very good 'experience' it is not unusual for her to use a marker pen to ensure the guy remembers her. Maybe she couldn't find a felt tip, pen, or anything but a Stanley knife. Can you really blame her?

There again, I shall remember to always carry a felt tip in my breast pocket.

[Board Game Geek]

We shouldn't be too quick to judge.

Perhaps this is normal behaviour in Blackburn.

Alternatively, it could be a new craze in edge play, spilling in to the mainstream.

[Masher]

When he first saw what she had done he must have been gutted. On the other hand he was probably quite relieved to find out that he hadn't heen.

[dinker]

Not as bad as Lorena Bobbitt:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

[EternalOptimist]

from the wiki


'Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis.[1]

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment, with the severed penis. After driving a short while, she rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field'


that last bit is actually untrue. What really happened has been deleted from history , to avoid the embarrasment of high-placed officials. She actually threw the severed penis back over the roof of her car, where it struck the winscreen of the Anglican bishop of New Hampshire, driving behind. In the car was the bishops wife and the primate of Manassas. The bishops wife was recorded as shouting 'Jees Christ honey, did you see the size of the dick on that fly?'

[BrilloPad]

from the wiki


'Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis.[1]

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment, with the severed penis. After driving a short while, she rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field'


that last bit is actually untrue. What really happened has been deleted from history , to avoid the embarrasment of high-placed officials. She actually threw the severed penis back over the roof of her car, where it struck the winscreen of the Anglican bishop of New Hampshire, driving behind. In the car was the bishops wife and the primate of Manassas. The bishops wife was recorded as shouting 'Jees Christ honey, did you see the size of the dick on that fly?'

Didn't he become a p*rn star afterwards? Bobbit : not the bishop.....