Reply to: Vodka + valium + one night stand = bad news

[Ruprect]

Nah, all he needs to do it add a new partner's name to the existing one, ala Scrabble.

DOMINIQUES
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DOMINIQUES
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Or make it into a wordsearch? Fun for all the family (or future lovers).

[EternalOptimist]

Been sorted, aparently. He had an O grafted over the end and has gotten a job delivering pizzas

[BrianSnail]

Well at least he'll have some interesting scars to show the grandkids

"And this is what your grandmother did on our first date...."

[Ardesco]

Well at least he'll have some interesting scars to show the grandkids

[Hemingfield]

Will you guys just cut it out....

[BrilloPad]

Nah, all he needs to do it add a new partner's name to the existing one, ala Scrabble.

DOMINIQUES
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V
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or

DOMINIQUES
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I hope he gets a triple word score.....

[Board Game Geek]

Like tattoo's, if he needs to find a new girlfriend with the name to match he's limited to Dominiques.

Nah, all he needs to do it add a new partner's name to the existing one, ala Scrabble.

DOMINIQUES
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V
I
D

or

DOMINIQUES
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A

[Unicorn]

Worse thing is the 'lady' in question has quite a rare name.

Like tattoo's, if he needs to find a new girlfriend with the name to match he's limited to Dominiques.

[Pickle2]

Kinky b1tch!!

Just imagine the night he could of had if he had managed to stay awake.






Serves him right.

[EternalOptimist]

Didn't he become a p*rn star afterwards? Bobbit : not the bishop.....

He did. Plus he got paid $10k a pop by ladies who wanted to 'dance' with him, which is annoyingly more than I charge

[BrilloPad]

from the wiki


'Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis.[1]

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment, with the severed penis. After driving a short while, she rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field'


that last bit is actually untrue. What really happened has been deleted from history , to avoid the embarrasment of high-placed officials. She actually threw the severed penis back over the roof of her car, where it struck the winscreen of the Anglican bishop of New Hampshire, driving behind. In the car was the bishops wife and the primate of Manassas. The bishops wife was recorded as shouting 'Jees Christ honey, did you see the size of the dick on that fly?'

Didn't he become a p*rn star afterwards? Bobbit : not the bishop.....

[EternalOptimist]

from the wiki


'Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis.[1]

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment, with the severed penis. After driving a short while, she rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field'


that last bit is actually untrue. What really happened has been deleted from history , to avoid the embarrasment of high-placed officials. She actually threw the severed penis back over the roof of her car, where it struck the winscreen of the Anglican bishop of New Hampshire, driving behind. In the car was the bishops wife and the primate of Manassas. The bishops wife was recorded as shouting 'Jees Christ honey, did you see the size of the dick on that fly?'

[dinker]

Not as bad as Lorena Bobbitt:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

[Masher]

When he first saw what she had done he must have been gutted. On the other hand he was probably quite relieved to find out that he hadn't heen.

[Board Game Geek]

We shouldn't be too quick to judge.

Perhaps this is normal behaviour in Blackburn.

Alternatively, it could be a new craze in edge play, spilling in to the mainstream.