For Sale: Space on Bench...

[tay]

Probably tay

We need an "I am a miserable carping fsckwit who is neither a contractor nor in the UK but who still hangs around here because it turns out that retreating to the other side of the planet doesn't actually get my rocks off so I continue to frequent a web site that has no relevance to my life in order to make pathetic attempts to insult, bully, and vilify strangers for no good reason other than to allow myself to remain in denial of the fact that I have dedicated my life to achieving something that fails to actually make me happy, and I therefore need to continue to slag off other people for their simple pleasures because it allows me to indulge in the deluded belief that I am better than them even though I can never comprehend the ability to find contentment through simple things because of my devotion to greed and my inability to grasp the distinction between quality and quantity of life" smiley whose textual representation is :tay:.

Or perhaps just :fail:

The lonely old man whose only friends in real life are his collection of soft toy animals is saying I have no quality of life?

Take a good hard look at your life Nick.. you are a sad lonely old fool for a reason.

[tay]

Nice try, but thing is you're the one clinging on, looking kinda sad and pathetic in the process, desperately meeting out insults to get any kind of attention ...

What can i say....

It amuses to mock lonely old men who only have cuddly toys for company yet try and preach to others.

Its amuses me to make fun of ugly gingers who try and convince anyone who will listen how cool his car his, how good at scrapping he is and how easy it is for to pick up chicks (of course I love getting the PM's from him saying meanie things!)

It amuses me to make fun of scotsman who rates himself as a worldy traveller yet is clearly only clever enough to go on on a club 18-30 packaged holiday.

It amuses me to make fun of someone who thinks that stealing from other hard working people is something to be proud of.

It amuses me to make fun of a superdad who is so sad that he threatened to quit CUK (and did for awhile) because light relief posts no longer counted towards the post count!

[NickFitz]

The lonely old man whose only friends in real life are his collection of soft toy animals is saying I have no quality of life?

Take a good hard look at your life Nick.. you are a sad lonely old fool for a reason.

Ooh, look - it bit

Sad? You're the one who claims to have achieved a better life yet has nothing better to do with that life than to come here and slag other people off. You don't seem to have achieved much with your life there.

Lonely? You're the one who claims to have a wife, but seems to prefer spending your time here rather than being with her. I may be alone, but that's not the same thing as being lonely. You strike me as being lonely even if you're not alone.

Old? Well, look at that - I'm older than you. Do you treat all people older than yourself with contempt? There are teenagers who do that - sometimes they manage to grab a purse.

You may think that you have a better quality of life than me. But one thing that is clear is that I'm a better quality of person than you.

You are a troll. The fact that you feel the need to be a troll clearly indicates that you have problems, even though you may be unwilling to face up to your deep inner unhappiness.

Have a hug, tay

You can vent your spleen at me all you like, but all it does is say something about yourself. All I can offer in return is hugs.

[snaw]

What can i say....

It amuses to mock lonely old men who only have cuddly toys for company yet try and preach to others.

Its amuses me to make fun of ugly gingers who try and convince anyone who will listen how cool his car his, how good at scrapping he is and how easy it is for to pick up chicks (of course I love getting the PM's from him saying meanie things!)

It amuses me to make fun of scotsman who rates himself as a worldy traveller yet is clearly only clever enough to go on on a club 18-30 packaged holiday.

It amuses me to make fun of someone who thinks that stealing from other hard working people is something to be proud of.

It amuses me to make fun of a superdad who is so sad that he threatened to quit CUK (and did for awhile) because light relief posts no longer counted towards the post count!

Someone bit in a big way it seems. Man, your life must be really empty.

[Pogle]

Congratulations - you may now do your happy dance ..

[BrilloPad]

What can i say....

It amuses to mock lonely old men who only have cuddly toys for company yet try and preach to others.

Its amuses me to make fun of ugly gingers who try and convince anyone who will listen how cool his car his, how good at scrapping he is and how easy it is for to pick up chicks (of course I love getting the PM's from him saying meanie things!)

It amuses me to make fun of scotsman who rates himself as a worldy traveller yet is clearly only clever enough to go on on a club 18-30 packaged holiday.

It amuses me to make fun of someone who thinks that stealing from other hard working people is something to be proud of.

It amuses me to make fun of a superdad who is so sad that he threatened to quit CUK (and did for awhile) because light relief posts no longer counted towards the post count!

[BrilloPad]

Ah crap... I fed the troll

Ho hum

Its far better to give it a hug really : it needs it.

[norrahe]

I should have sold my space too!

good on ya!

[BrowneIssue]

smiley whose textual representation is :tay:.

Or perhaps just :fail:

You made tea come out of my nose. Ooh, that smarts.

Still, it was worth it.

Is tay andyw?

[cailin maith]

Hey Nick -

Great news