For Sale: Space on Bench...

[snaw]

Lunchtime.. watching the replay of NZ beat Aussie in the cricket. Thanks for asking. Off to tennis in 10 minutes though. Then the beach. Thanks for being so interested in my life! Although I suppose your one sucks.

Nice try, but thing is you're the one clinging on, looking kinda sad and pathetic in the process, desperately meeting out insults to get any kind of attention ...

[Cliphead]

You dont have a clue.

About what?

[BrowneIssue]

...owner having no further use for same

Since nobody else wants it...

... I'll be having that then.

Sold!

I trust a bunch of bananananas and some clapping lemons will suffice as payment?

[DogTown]

...owner having no further use for same

Start Monday, after some tense business getting the client to increase the rate and getting the agent to cut his margin

So you got through an interview, wow your not that pretentious in real life then!!!!

[snaw]

So you got through an interview, wow your not that pretentious in real life then!!!!

Who are you?

[DogTown]

Who are you?

How does one answer that?

[BrowneIssue]

So you got through an interview, wow your not that pretentious in real life then!!!!

Such charm! Such wit! Such empathy for a happy occasion!

Where '!' = 'Not'

Whose sockpuppet are you, misery guts?

[NickFitz]

Since nobody else wants it...

... I'll be having that then.

Sold!

I trust a bunch of bananananas and some clapping lemons will suffice as payment?

Absolutely!

Sold to the highest bidder

[NickFitz]

Whose sockpuppet are you, misery guts?

Probably tay

We need an "I am a miserable carping fsckwit who is neither a contractor nor in the UK but who still hangs around here because it turns out that retreating to the other side of the planet doesn't actually get my rocks off so I continue to frequent a web site that has no relevance to my life in order to make pathetic attempts to insult, bully, and vilify strangers for no good reason other than to allow myself to remain in denial of the fact that I have dedicated my life to achieving something that fails to actually make me happy, and I therefore need to continue to slag off other people for their simple pleasures because it allows me to indulge in the deluded belief that I am better than them even though I can never comprehend the ability to find contentment through simple things because of my devotion to greed and my inability to grasp the distinction between quality and quantity of life" smiley whose textual representation is :tay:.

Or perhaps just :fail:

[NickFitz]

Ah crap... I fed the troll

Ho hum