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    #11
    Originally posted by NickNick View Post
    So I battle my way in to Client Site this morning, only to have both Severn Crossings close behind me. Now I'm stuck in a snowy South Wales.

    Mother Funsters.

    NN
    I feel an ambush coming.

    There's a pack of big welsh boyos heading your way right now - keep your eyes peeled. Don't trust anyone.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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      #12
      Originally posted by robbie274 View Post
      The what willy do with it
      The correct answer is: No, but I can make it's eyes water.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        The correct answer is: No, but I can make it's eyes water.
        Bugger

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          #14
          Originally posted by robbie274 View Post
          Bugger
          Nearly... Bestiality

          Top tip: Put its back legs in your wellies so the bugger can’t get away.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #15
            Where is this Severn place? Is it West of Hammersmith?

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              #16
              A fate worse than death
              'elf and safety guru

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                #17
                Originally posted by thelace View Post
                A fate worse than death
                But long extensions and high rates.
                "Israel, Palestine, Cats." He Said
                "See?"

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  This is trapped as in can't be arsed to drive back via the A48 then, is it?
                  That's 'Hills Have Eyes' country.

                  Don't stop for petrol. Even if you run out.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    Nearly... Bestiality

                    Top tip: Put its back legs in your wellies so the bugger can’t get away.
                    I was always told do it on the edge of a cliff, that way it pushes back as well!!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      You're quite right there... but the M50 is even worse... them eyes stare at you out of the darkness of the forest (of Dean)....

                      Be afraid... be very afraid... and keep your hand on your ha'penny if you happen to breakdown...
                      there be dragons

                      It's like deliverance but without the banjo music

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