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Pondlife replied

6 February 2009, 14:29
Originally posted by zeitghost

You're quite right there... but the M50 is even worse... them eyes stare at you out of the darkness of the forest (of Dean)....

Be afraid... be very afraid... and keep your hand on your ha'penny if you happen to breakdown...

there be dragons

It's like deliverance but without the banjo music
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Ardesco replied

6 February 2009, 13:32
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Nearly... Bestiality

Top tip: Put its back legs in your wellies so the bugger can’t get away.

I was always told do it on the edge of a cliff, that way it pushes back as well!!
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Doggy Styles replied

6 February 2009, 13:13
Originally posted by zeitghost

This is trapped as in can't be arsed to drive back via the A48 then, is it?

That's 'Hills Have Eyes' country.

Don't stop for petrol. Even if you run out.
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NickNick replied

6 February 2009, 12:00
Originally posted by thelace View Post

A fate worse than death

But long extensions and high rates.
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thelace replied

6 February 2009, 11:44
A fate worse than death
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BrilloPad replied

6 February 2009, 11:02
Where is this Severn place? Is it West of Hammersmith?
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gingerjedi replied

6 February 2009, 11:01
Originally posted by robbie274 View Post

Bugger

Nearly... Bestiality

Top tip: Put its back legs in your wellies so the bugger can’t get away.
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robbie274 replied

6 February 2009, 10:56
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

The correct answer is: No, but I can make it's eyes water.

Bugger
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gingerjedi replied

6 February 2009, 10:55
Originally posted by robbie274 View Post

The what willy do with it

The correct answer is: No, but I can make it's eyes water.
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snaw replied

6 February 2009, 10:55
Originally posted by NickNick View Post

So I battle my way in to Client Site this morning, only to have both Severn Crossings close behind me. Now I'm stuck in a snowy South Wales.

Mother Funsters.

NN

I feel an ambush coming.

There's a pack of big welsh boyos heading your way right now - keep your eyes peeled. Don't trust anyone.
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robbie274 replied

6 February 2009, 10:52
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Couldn't you make a yew-turn?

IGMSSC

The what willy do with it
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gingerjedi replied

6 February 2009, 10:51
Couldn't you make a yew-turn?

IGMSSC
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TimberWolf replied

6 February 2009, 10:46
Arrgghh!!! "X" marks the spot

Polly wanna cracker?
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robbie274 replied

6 February 2009, 10:45
Maybe he should find a local shop for local people
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ace00 replied

6 February 2009, 10:40
Trapped then, no other way out. And they'll be sneaking in passport controls over the weekend. Hope you like sheep.
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