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    #21
    Originally posted by the_duderama View Post
    As the governator would say:

    "Do it! Do it NOW!"


    "Get in the chooper"
    Is that not the same thing

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      #22
      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
      What does your husband say to all this?
      What does her husband say to all this?

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        #23
        and if you turn her down?

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          #24
          Do your duty and get some pictures for the lads on the bench.

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            #25
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Like no anal or fisting. Not on the 1st date anyways.
            cut me - ill bleed rosso red

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              #26
              Stop prevaricating and rip the back end out of her...

              Older and ...well, just older!!

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                #27
                Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
                Stop prevaricating and rip the back end out of her...

                WHS
                Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                  #28
                  Bone her

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by snaw View Post
                    Stupid rule if you ask me. I met my missus at work, and though I don't know it offhand so did a very large percentage of couples in the UK (Western world?).
                    She's been about a bit then.
                    "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

                    On them! On them! They fail!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Incognito View Post
                      She's been about a bit then.
                      So have I
                      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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