- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: accounts girl
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "accounts girl"
Collapse
-
Originally posted by Chugnut View PostHmm, sounds like IR35 might be an issue here.
You'll clearly have to invoke a substitute at the end of Feb when I'm available.Oi Paddy! Bring your own jokes to the party.Originally posted by Paddy View PostIf your contract has a substitution clause, I will be willing to help.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by poser View PostAll, a predicament which im sure you can all shed some light on.
onsite at clientco and the gorgeous young lady that pays my invoices has been flirting of late, and today rang me and told me i need to visit her urgently.
As she is a gem and always makes sure myco is paid ontime i obliged with a pack of hobnobs to say thanks.
one thing led to another in the kitchen, abit of flirting, and thankfully we got interrupted.
now i have a rule dont *h*t where you eat, i only ever get involved on last week of contract when i know im not going back for at least 6 months... and that way its all good....
shes then emailed me some rather lewd stuff about what shed like to do on myco's email account from her personal account.. including her phone number and numerous invites to her whereabouts this weekend...
what to do....? im on this gig till at least april..
If your contract has a substitution clause, I will be willing to help.
Leave a comment:
-
-
Sorry. It was a bit tac less.Originally posted by Money Money Money View PostIts not the size of the nail that counts...Its the way you bang it in!
Leave a comment:
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Profit and loss accounts set for public filing at Companies House from 2028 — what it means for your contractor business Today 03:38
- UK IT Contractors: How to land Forward Deployed Engineer roles beyond Palantir, Anthropic and OpenAI Yesterday 05:52
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 25 03:52
- The beginning of the end for Boox ‘MSC’ contractors has begun. Check back in 2031 Jun 24 06:25
- Andy Burnham as prime minister ‘would cut both ways for self-employed contractors’ Jun 23 02:18
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 22 15:52
- Taxman tells contractors that only four new tax avoidance schemes needed avoiding in Q2 Jun 22 05:47
- VAT compliance checks are changing — here’s what contractors need to know Jun 17 07:30
- As HMRC steps up VAT compliance activity, how should company directors prepare? Jun 16 06:52
- Hiring of IT contractors returned to growth in May 2026, following 33 months ‘in the red’ Jun 15 06:02



strategically placed under the
or was it just a coincidence?
Leave a comment: