accounts girl

[FiveTimes]

and off to LR we go....

[robbie274]

Up the Gary

Pot the brown

[BrilloPad]

Up the Gary

Council

[Paddy]

All, a predicament which im sure you can all shed some light on.

onsite at clientco and the gorgeous young lady that pays my invoices has been flirting of late, and today rang me and told me i need to visit her urgently.
As she is a gem and always makes sure myco is paid ontime i obliged with a pack of hobnobs to say thanks.

one thing led to another in the kitchen, abit of flirting, and thankfully we got interrupted.

now i have a rule dont *h*t where you eat, i only ever get involved on last week of contract when i know im not going back for at least 6 months... and that way its all good....

shes then emailed me some rather lewd stuff about what shed like to do on myco's email account from her personal account.. including her phone number and numerous invites to her whereabouts this weekend...

what to do....? im on this gig till at least april..

If your contract has a substitution clause, I will be willing to help.

[BrilloPad]

If your contract has a substitution clause, I will be willing to help.

What qualities can you being to this gig?

[Chugnut]

Hmm, sounds like IR35 might be an issue here.

You'll clearly have to invoke a substitute at the end of Feb when I'm available.

If your contract has a substitution clause, I will be willing to help.

Oi Paddy! Bring your own jokes to the party.

[FiveTimes]

What qualities can you being to this gig?

I can lick my own eyebrows

[Beefy198]

Stupid rule if you ask me. I met my missus at work, and though I don't know it offhand so did a very large percentage of couples in the UK (Western world?).

Or do you play for the other team?

She's been about a bit then.

I know I'm bumping an old post... but this almost made me spit my breakfast out over my keyboard