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Hang around outside the women's loo, till she goes. Then follow her in, bend her over and give her one up the orifice of your choice (ask politely first, of course).
Women like a masterful chap.
February 2006 in case you were wondering...
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.
In the age of the dinosaurs, these massive creatures had two brains, one in the head and one halfway down the spine, to control the legs.
Poser, you are a dinosaur. The main difference is that your second brain is situated in your kn0b-end.
Do not allow your second brain to control your life! The object of your business is to maximise your profit, not to maximise the swelling in your undies. The fact that the lass has very large boobies, is neither here nor there nor here nor somewhere. cough. forget her. send me her mobblie and I will have a fatherly talk with her jubblies. I mean with her.
Women who are frothing in the panties are dangerous, leave her to me.
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work
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