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  • Beefy198
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Stupid rule if you ask me. I met my missus at work, and though I don't know it offhand so did a very large percentage of couples in the UK (Western world?).

    Or do you play for the other team?
    Originally posted by Incognito View Post
    She's been about a bit then.
    I know I'm bumping an old post... but this almost made me spit my breakfast out over my keyboard

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What qualities can you being to this gig?
    I can lick my own eyebrows

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
    Hmm, sounds like IR35 might be an issue here.

    You'll clearly have to invoke a substitute at the end of Feb when I'm available.
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    If your contract has a substitution clause, I will be willing to help.
    Oi Paddy! Bring your own jokes to the party.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    If your contract has a substitution clause, I will be willing to help.
    What qualities can you being to this gig?

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by poser View Post
    All, a predicament which im sure you can all shed some light on.

    onsite at clientco and the gorgeous young lady that pays my invoices has been flirting of late, and today rang me and told me i need to visit her urgently.
    As she is a gem and always makes sure myco is paid ontime i obliged with a pack of hobnobs to say thanks.

    one thing led to another in the kitchen, abit of flirting, and thankfully we got interrupted.

    now i have a rule dont *h*t where you eat, i only ever get involved on last week of contract when i know im not going back for at least 6 months... and that way its all good....

    shes then emailed me some rather lewd stuff about what shed like to do on myco's email account from her personal account.. including her phone number and numerous invites to her whereabouts this weekend...

    what to do....? im on this gig till at least april..

    If your contract has a substitution clause, I will be willing to help.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post


    Up the Gary
    Council

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  • robbie274
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    Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post


    Up the Gary
    Pot the brown

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  • FiveTimes
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    and off to LR we go....

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  • Money Money Money
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    marmite motorway

    HTH


    Up the Gary

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
    Right in the chocolate starfish by the looks of things.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
    Right in the chocolate starfish by the looks of things.
    marmite motorway

    HTH

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    Where is the finger going?
    Right in the chocolate starfish by the looks of things.

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  • robbie274
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    Where is the finger going?
    into a fist first

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
    Genius!

    Was the strategically placed under the or was it just a coincidence?
    Where is the finger going?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post
    Its not the size of the nail that counts...Its the way you bang it in!
    Sorry. It was a bit tac less.

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