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Extreme Programmers
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Christ! Where's the DOOM Blaster?Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
You're slipping old boy.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Thats great. I often find the desks are not suitable for pair programming too, especially those scooped/cureved desks, so I wonder if you can get a double scoop to go with that?
Nice one.Comment
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Like that will support two fat bastard programmers with their coffee jugs and doughnut boxes.
Extreme Programming is just a way of trying to inject the slightest bit of excitement into a bloody boring job...Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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I thought that was Threadeds custom made chair. One for each buttock!
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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that chair would easily fit me and my donuts, danish, tall latte, subway (lunch) and afternoon biccys.Last edited by robbie274; 4 February 2009, 14:59.Comment
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