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Or two cheap ones...Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI recommend an expensive hooker. You'll soon feel much better.Gas masks don't fit snails...
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isn't that what we are?Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI recommend an expensive hooker. You'll soon feel much better.Comment
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I'd go for quality rather than quantityOriginally posted by dwm009 View PostOr two cheap ones...Comment
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yes - it really is that bad.This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Is that all there is, is that all there is
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
Let's break out the booze and have a ball
If that's all there is
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You'd be better off with a rent boy. As everyone knows...Originally posted by dwm009 View PostOr two cheap ones...
Fairy lasts longer than your two cheapies.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Oh dear!!!!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostYou'd be better off with a rent boy. As everyone knows...
Fairy lasts longer than your two cheapies.

Is this your coat or shall I just get you the whole cloakroom full?Comment
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