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Previously on "Is that all there is?"

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  • expat
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    Best comment on hookers was from Bill McLaren, when one got an injury to one leg; then when he injured the second leg he was taken off, to Bill McLaren's comment "what use is a hooker with no legs?"

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    I think it was Fleet (bless him) who one described a computer contractor as 'a hooker with a keyboard'.

    Nothing could be further from the truth .
    "Hooker with a Keyboard" sounds about right to me

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    isn't that what we are?
    I think it was Fleet (bless him) who one described a computer contractor as 'a hooker with a keyboard'.

    Nothing could be further from the truth .

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  • thunderlizard
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    Is that all there is?

    No, there's some more over there. No, further over. There.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    You'd be better off with a rent boy. As everyone knows...

    Fairy lasts longer than your two cheapies.

    Oh dear!!!!

    Is this your coat or shall I just get you the whole cloakroom full?

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    Or two cheap ones...
    You'd be better off with a rent boy. As everyone knows...

    Fairy lasts longer than your two cheapies.

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    This is really boring.
    beedogs.


    you know it makes sense.

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  • PRC1964
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    <Alf mode>

    Is that all there is, is that all there is
    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
    Let's break out the booze and have a ball
    If that's all there is

    </Alf mode>

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  • MPwannadecentincome
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    yes - it really is that bad.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    Or two cheap ones...
    I'd go for quality rather than quantity

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I recommend an expensive hooker. You'll soon feel much better.
    isn't that what we are?

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  • BrianSnail
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I recommend an expensive hooker. You'll soon feel much better.
    Or two cheap ones...

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  • DiscoStu
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    I recommend an expensive hooker. You'll soon feel much better.

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  • expat
    started a topic Is that all there is?

    Is that all there is?

    This is really boring.

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