Is that all there is?

[expat]

Best comment on hookers was from Bill McLaren, when one got an injury to one leg; then when he injured the second leg he was taken off, to Bill McLaren's comment "what use is a hooker with no legs?"

[Platypus]

I think it was Fleet (bless him) who one described a computer contractor as 'a hooker with a keyboard'.

Nothing could be further from the truth .

"Hooker with a Keyboard" sounds about right to me

[AlfredJPruffock]

isn't that what we are?

I think it was Fleet (bless him) who one described a computer contractor as 'a hooker with a keyboard'.

Nothing could be further from the truth .

[thunderlizard]

Is that all there is?

No, there's some more over there. No, further over. There.

[TykeMerc]

You'd be better off with a rent boy. As everyone knows...

Fairy lasts longer than your two cheapies.

Oh dear!!!!

Is this your coat or shall I just get you the whole cloakroom full?

[BrowneIssue]

Or two cheap ones...

You'd be better off with a rent boy. As everyone knows...

Fairy lasts longer than your two cheapies.

[DS23]

This is really boring.

beedogs.


you know it makes sense.

[PRC1964]

<Alf mode>

Is that all there is, is that all there is
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
Let's break out the booze and have a ball
If that's all there is

</Alf mode>

[MPwannadecentincome]

yes - it really is that bad.

[norrahe]

Or two cheap ones...

I'd go for quality rather than quantity

[DS23]

I recommend an expensive hooker. You'll soon feel much better.

isn't that what we are?

[BrianSnail]

I recommend an expensive hooker. You'll soon feel much better.

Or two cheap ones...

[DiscoStu]

I recommend an expensive hooker. You'll soon feel much better.

[expat]

This is really boring.