Damn thing is eating me, the neighbours and the street out of house and home.
When I got him, he was soooooooo cute, and he used to just sit on the sofa making gurgling noises.
Now he's 20 feet tall, the ceilings are all knackered, all the rest of the domestic pets have disappeared, plus the family come to think of it, and he's constantly hungry !
Forget 3 shredded wheat, this monster will devour the box and come back for seconds (and thirds, and fourths).
Oh what to do ?
When I got him, he was soooooooo cute, and he used to just sit on the sofa making gurgling noises.
Now he's 20 feet tall, the ceilings are all knackered, all the rest of the domestic pets have disappeared, plus the family come to think of it, and he's constantly hungry !
Forget 3 shredded wheat, this monster will devour the box and come back for seconds (and thirds, and fourths).
Oh what to do ?
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