No comments? They don't make enough puerile sorts anymore do they or is everyone too depressed for silliness? Surely eating neighbours would be a plus point.
Not dinosaurs but I thought I would use my birthday present, a new camera with lots of extra features, to take a video out of the window of the Blackbirds doing the wierd Benny Hill thing they do at this time of year and got a great 5 minute film of the dirt on my window. Darn auto focus! I am thinking of submitting it to Cannes as an allegory of the way our mundane existence gets in the way of our perceptions.
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Argh. I hate my Rex!
Damn thing is eating me, the neighbours and the street out of house and home.
When I got him, he was soooooooo cute, and he used to just sit on the sofa making gurgling noises.
Now he's 20 feet tall, the ceilings are all knackered, all the rest of the domestic pets have disappeared, plus the family come to think of it, and he's constantly hungry !
Forget 3 shredded wheat, this monster will devour the box and come back for seconds (and thirds, and fourths).
Oh what to do ?
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