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    #11
    <plays Iggy Pop - Lust for Life >

    Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
    Choose a crap desk in a crap office. Choose annual appraisals, performance reviews, unpaid overtime and manadatory training. Choose no payrise, high stress and low pay. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose chino's and button down shirts. Choose a swivel chair for your office in a range of ******* fabrics. Choose out of hours cover and wondering why the **** you're in the office on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, drinking bad coffee and eating stale leftovers. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some miserable project, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up graduates your employer hired to replace you.

    Choose your future.

    Choose to go Permie.

    Not that I'm bitter or anything you understand
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      <plays Iggy Pop - Lust for Life >

      Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
      Choose a crap desk in a crap office. Choose annual appraisals, performance reviews, unpaid overtime and manadatory training. Choose no payrise, high stress and low pay. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose chino's and button down shirts. Choose a swivel chair for your office in a range of ******* fabrics. Choose out of hours cover and wondering why the **** you're in the office on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, drinking bad coffee and eating stale leftovers. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some miserable project, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up graduates your employer hired to replace you.

      Choose your future.

      Choose to go Permie.

      Not that I'm bitter or anything you understand
      Accurate enough.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        <plays Iggy Pop - Lust for Life >

        Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
        Choose a crap desk in a crap office. Choose annual appraisals, performance reviews, unpaid overtime and manadatory training. Choose no payrise, high stress and low pay. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose chino's and button down shirts. Choose a swivel chair for your office in a range of ******* fabrics. Choose out of hours cover and wondering why the **** you're in the office on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, drinking bad coffee and eating stale leftovers. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some miserable project, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up graduates your employer hired to replace you.

        Choose your future.

        Choose to go Permie.

        Not that I'm bitter or anything you understand
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #14
          A point of order....

          If someone is even considering joining the dark-side, do we still talk to them?
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            #15
            Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
            A point of order....

            If someone is even considering joining the dark-side, do we still talk to them?
            They may yet be rescued, so we shouldn’t abandon them too easily.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              i've had those questions in contract interviews recently!!!!
              Me too...


              Did u have the balls to say "at another company" ?

              Or did you cosy up with "hopefully you'll offer me a permanent role"?




              B00med!

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                #17
                Thanks for the advice. Especially the example questions !

                I've been away and had a deep think about it while painting a wall and I don't think it is in me to blag my way through an interview without a minimum of 6 months on the bench.

                Phew

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                  #18
                  Apply, interview, get offered

                  Then ask them to consider you as a contractor instead
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    Apply, interview, get offered

                    Then ask them to consider you as a contractor instead
                    I have thought of that

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