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permie panic !

<plays Iggy Pop - Lust for Life >

Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
Choose a crap desk in a crap office. Choose annual appraisals, performance reviews, unpaid overtime and manadatory training. Choose no payrise, high stress and low pay. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose chino's and button down shirts. Choose a swivel chair for your office in a range of ******* fabrics. Choose out of hours cover and wondering why the **** you're in the office on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, drinking bad coffee and eating stale leftovers. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some miserable project, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up graduates your employer hired to replace you.

Choose your future.

Choose to go Permie.

Not that I'm bitter or anything you understand :)
 
<plays Iggy Pop - Lust for Life >

Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
Choose a crap desk in a crap office. Choose annual appraisals, performance reviews, unpaid overtime and manadatory training. Choose no payrise, high stress and low pay. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose chino's and button down shirts. Choose a swivel chair for your office in a range of ******* fabrics. Choose out of hours cover and wondering why the **** you're in the office on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, drinking bad coffee and eating stale leftovers. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some miserable project, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up graduates your employer hired to replace you.

Choose your future.

Choose to go Permie.

Not that I'm bitter or anything you understand :)
Accurate enough.
 
<plays Iggy Pop - Lust for Life >

Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
Choose a crap desk in a crap office. Choose annual appraisals, performance reviews, unpaid overtime and manadatory training. Choose no payrise, high stress and low pay. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose chino's and button down shirts. Choose a swivel chair for your office in a range of ******* fabrics. Choose out of hours cover and wondering why the **** you're in the office on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, drinking bad coffee and eating stale leftovers. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some miserable project, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up graduates your employer hired to replace you.

Choose your future.

Choose to go Permie.

Not that I'm bitter or anything you understand :)

:rollin::yay:
 
A point of order....

If someone is even considering joining the dark-side, do we still talk to them?
 
Thanks for the advice. Especially the example questions !

I've been away and had a deep think about it while painting a wall and I don't think it is in me to blag my way through an interview without a minimum of 6 months on the bench.

Phew :smokin
 

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