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[sasguru]

I did it once.

That's once more than AtW

[Mich the Tester]

If Germany had won the war,
we'd all be speaking German.

If Germany hed von ze var,
ve vould all be speaking German.

[DimPrawn]

That's once more than AtW

twice

He'd have to have sex once just to reach virgin status.

[DaveB]

I did it once.

Sheep dont count

[d000hg]

Actually I have to apologise to DP. He wouldn't use that template, but here is one specially designed for you:

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[BrilloPad]

If my aunt was a man she would be my uncle.

HTH

[Ardesco]

If my aunt was a man she would be my uncle.

HTH

But if your mum was a man would you be here?

[BrilloPad]

But if your mum was a man would you be here?

I was a surrogate baby.

HTH