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    Plan B

    Just bought into the wheelbarrow market in the UK and will be selling them at cut price shortly in time for when the BoE starts printing those GBP1,000,000 notes and you'll be needing them to carry your cash down to the bakers to buy a loaf of bread
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Just bought into the wheelbarrow market in the UK and will be selling them at cut price shortly in time for when the BoE starts printing those GBP1,000,000 notes and you'll be needing them to carry your cash down to the bakers to buy a loaf of bread
    How are people going to pay for the wheelbarrows? With lorries filled with worthless cash? How do you get any profits out of the country and into a hard currency?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Just bought into the wheelbarrow market in the UK and will be selling them at cut price shortly in time for when the BoE starts printing those GBP1,000,000 notes and you'll be needing them to carry your cash down to the bakers to buy a loaf of bread
      I rather think we have identified one of AtW's sockpuppets...I knew he couldn't stay away.
      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        How are people going to pay for the wheelbarrows? With lorries filled with worthless cash? How do you get any profits out of the country and into a hard currency?
        To use the current UK finance maxim 'Buy now, pay later' I will be using 'Buy now, pay now, use later!'
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          I think I'll just use my debit card.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            Just bought into the wheelbarrow market in the UK and will be selling them at cut price shortly in time for when the BoE starts printing those GBP1,000,000 notes and you'll be needing them to carry your cash down to the bakers to buy a loaf of bread
            You're trying to steal my Plan B.

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